Monday, May 21, 2007
Silky McDouchowitz
Silky McDouchowitz flashing his I.D.
‘Bag? Not a ‘Bag?
Uhm, ‘Bag.
Now that, my friends, is the curvature of Ass Heaven.
You might have missed the chapter on Ass Heaven in the Bible. It’s right after the section on chopping off someone’s wrist for touching leather and right before the part on the legalities of stoning your wife for churning butter incorrectly. Say what you will about the Bible, at least it’s got Ass Heaven in there.