Friday, May 18, 2007
The Tragedy of Oldbag
As the great Oscar Wilde once remarked: The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young.
I’d like to paraphrase Wilde’s brilliant words with the following thought: The tragedy of oldbag is not that one is old, but that one is ‘bag.
And on that note, the DB1 is off for a weekend of heavy drinking, dressing in a rubber diving suit and smacking himself repeatedly in the ass with a moldy ping pong paddle.
