Tuesday, May 8, 2007
The Wampa
Wampa knows how to party down with Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes. But how’d he ever score a Twi’lek hottie?
I always wondered what this mysterious snow creature looked like when kicking back, relaxing, and fondling a sexy dancer paid to pretend she cares. But where is that long black hair on his furry coat coming from? And what’s with the scepter?
I mean… scepter. Come on now. Even in jest, Wampa Oldie is scrote.
There’s just too much wrong to count in this one. I might need to start drinking early today.
