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Wez

Whew. All this Fish Slapitis and Lobster sand crawling has exhausted me. So it’s time to relax in the only way I know how. With more HCwDB spew.

Here’s two overly peroxided nyphettes I’d like to Humbert Humbert forming an inverted ‘bag sandwich with Wez from the Road Warrior. Note the black fingernails making ‘bag hand gesture #86. Where’s pre-insane Mel Gibson when you need him?

But most importantly, note the cleavite on the left. I would lead a small but highly skilled expedition into those hinterlands, then establish a Mission to teach natives how to worship ur-boobs with the fervency of, well, a post-insane Mel Gibson.