Windy
We’ve seen the entire spectrum of douchey/hottie wrongness on this site over the last year. But rare is the ‘bag who’s smarmy douchosity actually inspires me to rethink ‘bag hierarchies and ascribe a new branch, a new section, to the ‘bag tree.
Windy is that ‘bag. He is ‘bag wind. Wafting air of scrote. Scent of douche.
Not simply for scorting a brunette hottie with the great smile, shiny eyes and hint of shoulder I would gnaw into like rodents on nitrous. But for the angrogyne Pat sweater. The greased hair that looks like a Six Flags Great Adventure water park ride. And, of course, the douche-face.
I think this is an important pic as we’ve been discussing and analyzing the differentiations between performative douche and douche essence. This ‘bag isn’t overtly filled with makeup, tats and bling. But for the DB1, he makes my eyelid twitch. I propose a perfume in his honor: Essence du ‘Bag. And a new category: The Windy ‘Bag.
