Booger
Whew. That ‘Baggle Royale was intense. I’m pleased to see that the victor was arbitrary cut to black.
But enough Sopranos jokes. In honor of the great character actor Curtis Armstrong, star of Revenge of the Nerds, Better Off Dead and Risky Business, I present this heaping serving of fried choad as a sacrifice on the altar of ‘Bag/Hot spewedness.
So here’s to you, Booger. You made monster egg-nog out of lighter fluid. You introduced the Omega Mus to wonder joints. You taught Joel Goodson how to become a pimp. You held your own in the 1980s against Tom Cruise, John Cusack and, well, the Alpha Betas.
For that, I honor you in the only way I can.
By mocking a skeezed up douchebag and the hottie unfortunate enough to cohabitate within his personal space for at least 1/30th of a second. In this pic, hottie appears to like undead zombie oatmeal face on a stage-1 FratBag. Weep for her, Curtis.
