Friday, June 29, 2007
Friday Haiku
I’ll have a Glenlivet,
Bartender. Put down the girls,
and get back to work.
Bleached out bleeths,
Drunk from the red cup.
Every UPS man’s dream.
— el douchablo
your aim is too high.
real men know, girls like it when
you kiss them down south.
— pfahass
Brown. Brown: like a turd
Waste. Waste of beautiful bread
For this turd sandwich
–Vinny Scumbaglia
Choad shorts make me wretch;
bareback hottie has slutty
Baby Phat tattoo
— oscar de la douchea
He pumped my gas on
the way to work, Love the hoetag earings
I’d hits it, all of em
— The Commenter
Make me wretch… thanks just the same oscar d, you’re not my type–
Ah, you meant “retch” perhaps?