Thursday, June 28, 2007
Suburban PunkBags
The white suburban coopt of the 80s punk/hardcore look may be one of the more annoying offshoots of the douchebaggery tree. PunkBags embody the store bought artifice that would’ve caused true punks to toss them through a windshield then go for a pizza.
Archie McDoucheface, fun with a razor and a bottle of peroxide does not make you punk. Douche handgestures in the presence of Jenny Princess only render you douche.
So take your illegally burned Fishbone CD, your overpaid retro Vans, your well worn copy of Legs McNeil’s “Please Kill Me” and, well, please kill yourself.
