Thursday, July 26, 2007

Sloth Jr.


Holy Great Greek Camel Spew.

It’s bad enough the love child of Kiefer Sutherland and Sloth from “The Goonies” decided to grow up into a club going uber-douche. Toss in a raven silk haired Princess of Hott, presumably impressed by Sloth Jr.’s rock and roll hand gestures, and I want to subject myself to 7th Heaven repeats as a form of karmic self punishment for our collective societal decay.

Note to the ladies: The lip ring has gotta go. No need to telegraph to the world that your horrific choice in men results in you dating the biggest scroadbags this side of a suburban New Jersey Bally’s Total Fitness boxing class.

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