Tuesday, July 24, 2007
The Crystalline Scroteflake
I can’t tell whether that hair is real or some form of crystalline moisture fractal pattern forming at high altitude. Toss in the Starskey and Hutch leather jacket, the douche-tags, and the shined up forehead, and it’s a screaming flaming ball of uberdouche that causes seizures in diabetics.
The gals are no Lei Hotties, but there was no way I was gonna pass up posting Chia Pet Hair on the site.
Besides, I haven’t had my coco puffs yet. And I’m cranky before I have my coco puffs.
