Saturday, August 18, 2007
Amateur 'Bagology
Note to all aspiring Jerseybags: There is only one official douche boob-grab, and it is Pumpy. Long may you reside in his pumped up shadow before you can call yourself uberdouche.
Many ‘baglings dream of ascending to a higher spiritual state of douchology. And by higher, I mean lower. They practice the rare douche arts of the cactus head, the forehead grease and the vacant stare.
But few break through to greatness.
Pumpy did.
Jon Bon Douchey? Not so much.
