Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Billy is Special
Billy is not retarded, and please don’t refer to him as such. Billy is what we like to call “special.”
Billy can’t figure out how to shave certain parts of his face, and his constant need to make ridiculous douchey “metal” hand gestures while groping at his Asian sesame noodle cutie are simply involuntary “special” muscle spasms.
So do not mock Billy, for he is a Douche Awesome.
Instead, simply whack him in the face. With a giant stuffed panda bear dipped in kerosene.
