Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Chaos Douche Theory
On the other side of the world, somewhere in mainland China, a young boy stares at a butterfly flapping its wings.
And the boy has a flash of inspiration.
“Somewhere, on the other side of the world,” the boy thinks to himself. “A skeezed up spiky haired uberschlort in a club is connected to that butterfly.”
Because in Chaos Douche Theory, there is one thing and one thing only we can theorize: Club douches are connected to butterflies in China.
It’s an early theory. I’m still working on it.
