Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Cliff Diving
If we accept the general principle that the prime club-going age is 18-23, then it wasn’t that long ago that I was in that bracket.
Yet somehow between then and now, wholesome Mary-Ann hotties have decided to strip down to only their bras, slut it up in so many fantastic and intoxicating ways, and, alas, curl up with greasy Tarantinobags.
When did this happen? And why wasn’t it like this in my age bracket?
And more importantly, can I cliff dive into those pillow pools like a Jamaican native hoping to impress tourists for tips?
