Doggie 'Baggin
Looks like the Doggie ‘Bag move, first introduced through the douchey travesty that is our Monthly HCwDB pic Winner, is rapidly spreading.
Here’s a stage 1 fratchoad, not particularly douchey in look, but busting the rare combo Doggie ‘Bag + Leg Wraparound maneuver. This was once tried in Zurich in the mid 1970s and resulted in a horrible popped collar accident. Not pretty.
Long Island Iced Tea Hottie has a wholesome and perky smile. Which is why I want to lick her ankles like a Brazilian anteater hunting for chocolate covered termites. Yeah, it’s the smile. Not the perfect suggestive billowy hills of cotton and whey, which sing their siren songs of soft comfort and eternal rest within their shadowy confines. It’s the smile.
Okay, it’s not the smile. I mean, the smile is nice, but who are we kidding? I’d dwarf toss those golden globes into next Thursday.
