Wednesday, August 8, 2007
Doggie 'Baggin Spreadin'
‘Bag headbutts are so May of 2007.
Meet the new douche. Same as the old douche. Nice headphones, lead singer of “Fine Young Cannibals” scrote.
Asian Hottie looks vaguely embarrassed, and so I will forgive her this transgression by letting her rub my shoulder blades with Tea Tree Oil then donning a Little Bo Peep outfit while I gargle with thumbtacks and spank myself with a licorice whip.
