Thursday, August 9, 2007
Doggie Douchin'
Vin Douchel here goes beyond the simple Doggie ‘Bag move into the extra-dimensional realm of the Doggie Douche. He employs simultaneous one handed Doggie ‘Bag, second hand Douche Hand Gesture #67, and a scrote-face scrunch that transcends mortal human choadery. It is Super String Theory Douchebaggery. A move so complex it rewrites the laws of space/time/’bag.
Warning: To aspiring douchebags, scrotewanks and lemon scented choadmellons reading this site, do not attempt this move at home.
Only the truly ascendant Zen Douchebag Masters who have studied with the Trappist Monks of the Scrotal Abbey in Uttar Pradesh can reach such a bliss state. And by bliss state, I mean total asswank.
