Thursday, August 16, 2007
Douchestrology
I’m wondering if maybe there’s a correlation between astrological readings and the various stages of the tilting of the baseball cap in the study of douchestrology.
For instance, 40 Degree Hat Tilt can be read as Douchini Rising, while 80 Degree Hat Tilt is the Dawning of the Age of Scrotarius.
Muscle Choads like the simian wank on the right mean the moon is between choad and fratbag.
And of course, I spy four large solar globes hovering delightfully. And a pixie stick of zodiac hotness on the right.
Three signs say hott. Three signs say douche. It’s a mixed douchestrological chart for a Thursday.
