Eric the Viking
Eric knows he’s the Mack. With his tricked out studio apartment and part time gigs playing bass in “The Ratt/Poison Experience” tribute band, Eric’s got it made.
The ladies love Eric. And Eric loves the ladies.
Eric is a modern day ‘bag Viking. He conquers All with the power of his power chord soul and with scrotey mandana as his flag of Nation. His tiny lower lip facial pubes tell the hotties: “Yo, I would spike every follicle individually and play you Pantera’s greatest hits if you’ll cuddle with me and call me Captain.”
Inflated Cutie’s got a kind of crazy eyes Terry Hatcher thing, which works for me. She’s like a balloon filled with helium on top of a stack of pancakes.
I have no idea what I’m saying. Look kids, Big Ben! Parliament!
