Friday, August 3, 2007
Fauxhawksus
An important intersection point within the subset stratus of the larger frat-douche branch of douchology, is what I like to term Fauxhawksus Sneerdouchsus.
This is an extremely rare and specific subgroup of the subset of the fratdouche tertiary limits within the larger college choadbag groupings.
In fact, the subset is so small, it’s just this guy.
Fauxhawksus requires further dissection and analysis for detailed placement with the distinct rubrics of the subsets of douche analysis. And by analysis, I mean a swift kick to the nads.
Cutie’s not your standard hottie but she’s got that drunk, leering, stumbling, alcholic makeouts by the pool at 2am thing going. And I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention that I dig it. Big time.
