Friday, August 17, 2007
Friday Haiku
Greasy sweat pours,
Untouched hottie, can she see?
Purple Tie. Soul dies.
Oily Pipefarters
Backstage at the choad awards
Won best new douchebags
— douchetorious b.a.g
Bag hand hott sandwich.
Mighty cleavite to be sure.
Douche bookends please die.
— ol’ dirty douchebag
arbys has less grease
than these two douchebag sources
of biodiesel
— douche vader
our scrote boat broke down
had to swim to hott island
found some coconuts
– little douche kook
Dripping wet with clear slime
Like a baby fresh from mothers womb
Need to clean my screen
-Bagglio
Spiked scrotes spread disease,
Carol Brady’s kid sister.
Doomed to get herpes.
— douchebag out!
