Friday, August 24, 2007
Friday Haiku
Fish Slap Douche returns.
The goggles, they do nothing.
Pumped up ‘bag. Kill me.
Motor boat motor
boat motor boat motor boat
motor boat I’m done
— huskerbag
The Fish Slap denied!
He makes self-love, habit leads
to carpal tunnel
— baron von douchehausen, club promotions helper
Havasu calms him.
His restless soul hides behind
his terse, angry mouth.
— boatbutter
Kelly Kapowski’s
Bellybutton vomits jewels
A one-star d-bag.
— please hammer, don’t douche ’em
Star-bellied Fish Slap?
Seus is rolling in his grave.
Stars are the new lame.
— kellybelly
