Friday, August 31, 2007
Friday Hairku
My eyes, bleed through pores,
Rug of douche next to boobies,
Even lice say “no thanks.”
She is boobs and cute
Hairy Yank-me fan too close
Where is her navel
-Father Guido Sardoucheie
Hottie’s face too close
to Pit of Douchespair. Limp hand
Waits to catch vomit.
– lemon tart
Bag my groceries,
Nut-shorts and butter body,
Drinking peach Kool-Aid.
-Honus Bagner
Too bad this douchebag
does crop rotation on chest,
plans to infect hott.
— douchey howser, md
