Wednesday, August 1, 2007
GuidoBag Pre-Game Ritual
Be warned.
This ethnographic footage may be grainy and hard to see, but it is as historically vital to our understanding of primitive cultures as was Flaherty’s Nanook of the North in 1922. This brief but troubling clip of Guidos in their natural habitat, preparing for coital dance rituals as a way to mark territory and establish dominance, is an invaluable piece of indexical record. Watch as they amp up the Griecdrenoline and prepare to grease all over the tasty snowballs of cute in the clubs. This clip is not for the faint of heart, nor the unspiked of follicle.
Be warned. I give you Douchebagsus Guidosus in their natural habitat.
