Thursday, August 23, 2007
Keep on 'Baggin'
Ah, the Oldbag.
Among the many permutations and variations of the douchey/boobie comminglings, there’s nothing quite like the middle age crisis ‘bag hanging on to fading glory with every graying follicle. Wearing giant blinged up necklaces around the ever expanding gut in a desperate attempt to coopt the signifiers of youth to hide the existential crisis of mortality.
Hang in there, oldbag.
You’ve got two cute young popsicle hots by your side. Add one more giant bling necklace, and you’ll be there. Eternal youth, baybee. Eternal youth.
