Tuesday, August 14, 2007
More Basics: The S.O.D.
Continuing this afternoon’s trip back to our earthy hottie/douchey roots, and by earthy I mean cowpie and by roots I mean bleached, here’s a back to basics S.O.D.
Standard Operating Douche-Face.
Like most classic scrote, SOD presents douchosity from a deep place within his psyche. It eminates from the douche-face like amplified radiation along the spectral graph.
Oh sure, SOD has other markers of douchebaggery, greasy head, ridiculous hat, lurking Douchebagger #2 in the background, etc. But it’s the S.O.D. that takes him up a notch.
And the healthy boobed ball of hott on his arm don’t hurt neither.
Kneel before SOD, indeed. Or just hit him in the nuts with a beanbag.
