Thursday, August 16, 2007
Shaggy
When trying to impress a confused doe-eyed hottie with enhanced jello torpedoes, you should:
A) pierce your lip in multiple places
B) Cut strategic rips in your metal shirt to show how punk rock you really are
C) Blow smoke up her nostrils until she gags
D) Cut your hair to look like Ashton Kutcher and Shaggy from Scooby Doo’s love child
E) All of the above
F) Kill yourself. No really. Kill yourself.
