Tuesday, August 7, 2007
Some 'Bag
Very few people know that the original ending of Charlotte’s Web featured Charlotte writing “Some ‘Bag” in her web.
But then E.B. White’s publisher got concerned that young children might not find a story about a friendship between a spider and a raging pimpled hip-hop wiggadouche in Bono sunglasses quite so heartwarming.
Sultry Leopard Hottie makes me want to climb barbed wire fences dressed as Bruce Lee in “Game of Death” only to face off with Kareem Abdouche Jabbar for nunchuck supremacy. After vanquishing Jabbar by playing to my strengths, singing and songwriting, I would suckle Leopard Print hottie’s big toe while crying “Maammaa” in a weird falsetto voice until David Lynch called cut.
