The Douche Vodka
Among the many givaways of encroaching oblique douchebaggery among the ‘bag/hot is what is now being referred to as The Douche Vodka.
The Douche Vodka is the maneuver in which a ‘bag simultaneously gropes a firm lower back while also proudly displaying his giant Grey Goose as a form of alcohol phallus substitute.
Scrotologists working deep underground in radiation protected douche-labs in Provo, Utah, remain perplexed at the spontaneous emergence of the Grey Goose signifier in the summer of 2006.
And yet it remains a crucial part of the puzzle as we seek to parse the mystifying mating patterns of hot/scrote commingling. Much like the outbreak of crotch rash among the wildebeasts of the Serengeti, the rapid spread of Douche Vodka maneuvers among the American Douchebagsus Scrotsus remain deeply troubling.
Ketel One, as we all know, is quality. Grey Goose, guilty by association, is now ‘bag.
