Wednesday, August 15, 2007
The Weeble
Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down. They do, however, wear douchey mandandas on their heads the size of Utah.
The important thing to remember is to stay young on the inside, Weebs. The cactus hair and amoeba mandana tell the kids, “Hey, I might work as an office manager for Applebees corporate, but I can still party like it’s 1988.”
Somewhere in suburban Arizona, a Subaru minivan misses its owner.
