Thursday, September 6, 2007
'Bag / Not a 'Bag
When ‘bag hunting the elusive muscle t-shirt choad in the wild, there is one key giveaway that you’ve spotted one.
It’s, uhm, the muscle t-shirt.
Yeah. I guess that was kind of obvious.
But this brings up important theological and scrotological questions. Is wearing a muscle t-shirt, in an of itself, inherently douchuous?
Take Crispy McTall here. He’s lined up a gaggle of delicious tasty after-school 19 year old specials.
But his dual ‘bag headlock is relatively benign. There’s no clear douche-face. Little in the way of bling.
So I put it to you, Greg. ‘Bag or not a ‘Bag?
