Friday, September 7, 2007
Friday Haiku
Meat Loaf, Paradise,
by the doucheboard light. Tragic.
silver pasties… hope.
The Undertaker
Now rocks to heavy metal,
and found his groupie.
— douchey howser, m.d.
Gorgeous Vampiress
Caught by camera mid-kill
I would die with you.
— arch ‘bagger of canturbury
Look no further, scrote:
You’re choad and wank nirvana.
Cowgirl boobies… mmm…
— el maestro
Old Sabbath Rocker
Is about to spend his cash
To pay her daycare
— clementine of cappadoucha
