Friday, September 14, 2007
Friday Haiku: Fu Man Choad
Fu Man Choad pimps out,
Gwai-Lo Zen whacks on, whacks off.
Blonde Curves, happy pants.
Two pube waterfalls
Four pastoral, fertile mounds
Call Enola Gay
— bmt
Cartoon babes are hot.
But as sure as the world turns,
With time, their heat cools.
— boatbutter
Pinkhawked smirkdouche needs
to shave ZZ Man Chu with
chainsaw. Blindfolded.
— lemon tart
Girl made of plastic
But girl on the right? I will
chew through your boob straps.
— reservoir douche
Hong Kong Douchey needs
Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart
Save us Black Mambas!
— Duck Duck Douche
