Saturday, September 15, 2007
Night of the Creeper
HCwDB of the Month winner and legendary alien slug zombie from the 1980s, The Creeper, decided to bring along his absolutely rancid tongue and a delightfully full bosomed (if terribly Bleethed) hottie, to say hi on a Saturday.
Hi, Creeper! Hi! Good to see you.
You are still beyond mere douchebaggery. An extra serving of festering blister pus. I will mock you from the safe confines of my apartment floor. Because you are with a terribly sexy minx you do not deserve.
But that rainbow shirt makes me wonder if you weren’t a clown this entire time. Fooling us into thinking you were ‘bag. A clown dressed as a douchescrote. A sad douche clown.
