Wednesday, September 26, 2007
The Douchewank
What has two fingers, looks like Kevin Dillon mated with Quentin Tarantino, and smells like a raging pile of douchewank?
This guy.
Blinded in a freakish kiln explosion because he was making her a pot? Maybe. But the sunglasses and douche-lips are enough. He is d-wank.
Not that I’m into the model/replicant look on my hotties. I prefer them real. Or at least realistic.
But he is choad. And so we mock his sunglasses at night and Pee Wee Herman bowtie.
