Friday, September 21, 2007
The Warthog
I can’t tell if this is the same douche-mutant as last year’s The Warthog, because I can’t stare into that gaping maw long enough without wetting myself out of fear, revulsion and horror.
Nor can I take the time to appreciate the Dutch Girl Hotties. He’s just too disturbing.
We should, however, give credit to the Warthog for his fantastic performance in that classic Twilight Zone episode. Because douchebaggery is in the eye of the beholder.
Except in this case.
That’s pretty much objective douchebaggy.
