Thursday, September 13, 2007
Zip-a-dee-douchebag
(With apologies to Disney and “Song of the South”)
Zip-a-dee-douchebag,
Zip-a-dee-scrote,
My, oh, my, what a smelly old choad.
Plenty of chin pubes,
headin’ my way,
Zip-a-dee-doo-douchebag
zip-a-dee-wanker!
With three hotties on his shoulder,
It’s the truth, it’s boobies.
Everything is boobies boobies.
Zip-a-dee-douchebag,
zip-a-dee-chump
Douchey-ass face pubes, powdered blue pants!
Zip-a-dee-douchebag,
zip-a-dee-tool,
My, oh, my, what a choady ass tool.
Plenty of boobies headin’ his way,
Zip-a-dee-douchebag,
Zip-a-dee-total-and-complete-douchebag!
