Actorbags
It’s Sunday, and The DB1 is hungover from last night’s carousing attempts to save the hotties of greater Los Angeles from pollution by endless stubbly actorbags.
Sure they might not have any visible means of employment. Or evidence of actual talent. Or a car.
But dammit if they aren’t one of the DeVry Technical Institute’s featured alumni in this month’s newsletter.
And check out their prominent headshot in between Ensign Harper from Enterprise and Suitcase Opener #22 on Deal Or No Deal featured on the “Wall of Fame” at the Celebrity Cleaners on Hillhurst.
They’re so damn charming, ladies. I understand. Simply overlook the herps sore and pound another Lemon Drop.
Here’s to you, Seal ‘bag with the abs and tongue disease. And here’s to you, Stephen Baldwin Douche Face. May your audition for “Featured Audience Member” for the pilot of “Boy Meets World: Miami” go swimmingly.
Because it may be Goofy, but at least it’s Disney, right?
