Friday, October 26, 2007
Friday Haiku
‘Sure he looks like douche,’
Cute lil’ Jenny told her mom.
‘But he lifts my box.’
Faux hawk and real tats
Her perfect boobs make this scrote
Grab his small package
— el doucherino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing
Reflective hottie
In background calls DB1.
“I found another!”
— boatbutter
Narcissistic douche
Flexes for his blonde hottie
Grips light-weight package
— clementine of cappadoucha
really bad carpet.
must be at the Douchebag Mall.
box full of white belts.
— pfah
Douchey warehouse ‘bag
I lurk behind Galaga
to steal the blonde hott
— douche mcallister
