Old Red
So your humble narrator in all things boobie/bone-zone sits here on a Tuesday and scratches himself. For I face a conundrum.
Do I run a new Prompa prom pic I just received, which sadly features no hotties and therefore ventures outside the M.O. of the site? Or a tasteful new pic of the late, great Pumpy, or is that in bad taste?
Decisions, decisions.
A special thanks to anyone and everyone who has been sending me pics for the site. If I don’t respond, it’s not because I don’t care. It’s because I drink too much and my feet smell like a Peruvian hooker named “Chiquita.”
If you have a brilliant photo of a pretty young thing with a heaping serving of scrote, cuddling or otherwise commingling in a sickeningly wrong way, send it along at a reasonably small file size (but reasonably large pic size) to douchebag1@hotchickswithdouchebags.com. Or if just want to say “‘Bags suck, but hotties are pounce worthy,” drop me a line.
And in the meantime, enjoy Old Red. Yeah I know he’s not old, but the name just seemed to fit.
