Sunday, October 14, 2007
Saturday Night Greaseballs
What’s fascinating about this horrifying clip taken from the underbrush is not just the soul sucking wrongness of douched up Guidos on spring break. Although that is pretty douchetastic in its own right.
What’s revealing is watching the girls in this primitive mating ritual. Watch as they repeatedly try and fail to integrate themselves with the ‘bags. The ‘bags pay no notice.
And while it’s easy to say they’re gay or have no interest in women, that probably isn’t true. It’s just that they’ve become the spectacle. And so they grease. Which is one of the inherent defining characteristics of inner douchosity.
Now how am I supposed to go enjoy my tasty package of HoHos and football after witnessing this?
