Saturday, October 20, 2007
The Douche Toad
Anyone see my trust fund frat-boy douche toad?
I know I left it around here somewhere.
The business major at State who plays bass in classic rock coverband Sonic Hedgehog on Tuesdays during the Ribs Nibs and Dibs buffet at The Wings Shack? You know the type.
The dude who makes kissy lips and dual ‘bag hand gestures when grabbing two sorority sisters from Puta Kappa Beta Carotina.
I see you, saucy Vanessa Carlton hottie on the left. Oh yes I do. I will compose two chord melodramatic songs and bang on a piano with minimal talent in your honor.
