The Gaze of the Happy Pants
This legally blind Stanford math major probably isn’t a ‘bag on any level whatsoever (save the lip ring), and so you’re probably thinking to yourself, “Yo, DB1! Your site says ‘Hot Chicks with Douchebags,’ and last time I checked, Asian nerds were not douchebags!”
And you’d be correct.
But this uberhott Kirsten Dunst nymph demonstrates a crucial representation of gender tropes that we must embrace and celebrate.
The female gaze of pure carnal desire.
Note to all hotties reading this. Please gaze like this at me at all times. It is what Trappist Monks refer to as The Gaze of the Happy Pants. And they know what they speak of. Because hey, they’re Trappist Monks.
And ditch the math major, Kirsten Hott. Sure he’ll be making six figures at Google after graduating, but I have a half full bottle of Night Train. Which I’ll share with you. Just not too much.
