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Boris The Skull

I’m not sure that missing bits of your skull like you were snipered with an M-16 while fighting Chechnyan rebels in Groznyy is the studliest look for you, Boris.

I can’t tell whether you’re on a date or searching out a triage unit.

However, your babushka of borsch is a tasty perogy with extra stroganoff.

I would Yakov her Smirnoff then Lenin her Tolstoy. And then I would grab her boobs.