Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Cup o' Pimp


New, from Lipton!! Just add water and presto!! Tatted up stardouche, only .99 Cents at the Stop-n-Emo!!

Red’s curvier than Mulholland Drive at 2am after too many cocktails. I’d ride slowly and cautiously over them at 20mph, stopping only to pass out behind the houses near her Laurel Canyons. That metaphor makes no sense, but I blame it on the boobies.

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