Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Gladiator Slap
After the many submissions by readers who dressed up as douchebags for Halloween were sent in to me, someone posed this hypothetical question in one of the comments threads:
If we dress up as douchebags for halloween, then what do douchebags dress up as?
Now we know the answer.
Gladiators. Or perhaps they’re Roman sentries.
Which, if you really think about it, has a certain esoteric logic behind it.
Those abs look like month old rotting oranges. I don’t know whether to be skeezed out by the uberdouchosity, or scrape off their mold to use as penicillin.
