Honorary Douchebag of the Month: Fabio
It’s time to elevate the legendary Fabio to the pantheon of great douches of history.
Fabio’s always been on the cusp of non-douche given his ironic posturing and self awareness of his own ridiculousness. It’s hard to work up much rage against a guy in on the joke of his own absurdities.
But who are we kidding. Look at that poo slap worthy chin. Yeah, I know I’ve said in the past that the Chinbag is a victim of genetic happenstance and shouldn’t be condemned for chin alone.
But then there’s the hair. And last week’s Clooney Incident. Douchey.
So for decades of utterly ridiculous preening, cheesy shtick and overall putzitude, Fabio makes the case for an Honorary ‘Bag of the Month.
Toss in some MTV generi-hotts six months away from their Penthouse spreads, and you have a classic HCwDB celeb pic.
