Wednesday, November 7, 2007
'N Stink
After seeing the ‘Bagstreet Boys, and now staring at the lost member of ‘N Sync curling up with sultry Brit Hott, is like:
A) Getting your head stomped on by jack booted skinheads followed by Savion Glover tap dancing the lyrics to R.E.M.’s It’s The End of the World As We Know It in morse code on your groin.
B) Huffing rancid paint thinner then attempting to draw out the mathematical formula for the Lorenz Contraction in chalk on the sidewalk. With your feet.
C) Sitting through six straight episodes of 7th Heaven. Commercial free. Post Biel.
D) Realizing that Fish Slap is real. And heterosexual.
E) All of the above.
