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A delightful antique wooden chair and table set from the mid 1970s. Rustic charm with a polished New England oak. Just like the one Grandma used to have.

Only wear and tear is the chairs are slightly greased up by a douchey retro couple doing their best karaoke “Afternoon Delight.”