Monday, November 19, 2007
The Easy-Bake Oven
Remember those Easy-Bake Ovens that Hasbro made when you were a kid back in Kindergarten?
When you’d wander over to talk to Suzie during playtime, only to discover that while you still couldn’t figure out how to tie your shoes and peed on yourself on the way to school, Little Suzie just baked a mini-cookie?
I bring up this story because after Little Suzie left, I tried to bake something in that Easy-Bake oven. A mash-up involving cake mix, Uno cards and Legos.
It came out smelling like charred lizard flesh.
Like this couple here.
